"Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child."

"There are two rules for success: 1) Never tell everything you know."

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."

"George Bush taking credit for the Berlin Wall coming down is like the rooster taking credit for the sunrise."

"There's something almost perfect in the ugly duckling syndrome. Because a sensitivity is tattooed on a part of you no one else can see but can somehow guess is there."

"Life is very important to Americans."

"We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like."

"There is nothing so asinine that governments will not proclaim it as official doctrine."

"The individual's whole experience is built upon the plan of his language."

"I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there."

"Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy, but not express'd in fancy; rich, not gaudy; for the apparel oft proclaims the man."

"A man with his belly full of the classics is an enemy of the human race."