"Reach high, for the stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal."

"The Green Party is like a watermelon - green on the outside and red on the inside."

"Fundamentalists are to Christianity what paint-by-numbers is to art."

"Impossible is nothing."

"The two most evangelical groups in the world are atheists and vegetarians, especially the least knowledgeable and least intelligent individuals within those groups."

"Most people pay too much for the things they get for nothing."

"Death is an old joke, but it comes fresh to everyone."

"A little learning is a dangerous thing; Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring"

"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."

"If you have the opportunity to play this game of life you need to appreciate every moment. A lot of people don`t appreciate the moment until it's passed."

"When real people fall down in life, they get right back up and keep on walking."

"I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to not know what can't be done."