"You're never too old to become younger."

"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution."

"It is better to looked over than overlooked."

"I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them."

"It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean."

"When I'm good I'm great, when I'm bad I'm excellent."

"We must as second best...take the least of the evils."

"He harms himself who does harm to another, and the evil plan is most harmful to the planner."

"Evil draws men together."

"Evil deeds do not prosper; the slow man catches up with the swift."

"Often an entire city has suffered because of an evil man."

"The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles."