"Once you've accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you're too old to remember it."

"A wise man looks upon men as he does on horses; all their comparisons of title, wealth, and place, he consider but as harness."

"If you choose not to live in a cluster, uh, dorm..."

"The mark of an immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one."

"You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap."

"He who says, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me,' has not been hit by a dictionary."

"Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."

"We must remember that a right lost to one is lost to all."

"War is a continuation of politics by other means."

"Nothing is so dangerous as an ignorant friend; A wise enemy is worth more."

"The quest for philosophy's beginning is idle, for everywhere in all beginnings we find only the crude, the unformed, the empty, and the ugly. What matters in all things is the higher levels."