"All the king's horses and all the king's men can't put the past together again. So let's remember: Don't try to saw sawdust."

"Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had the blues? One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses."

"Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves."

"all of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today."

"People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing."

"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do."

"PANTOMIME, n. A play in which the story is told without violence to the language. The least disagreeable form of dramatic action."

"It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians."

"I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman."

"In the vast reaches of the dry, cold night, thousands of stars were constantly appearing, and their sparkling icicles, loosened at once, began to slip gradually toward the horizon."

"Between the great things we cannot do and the small things we will not do, the danger is that we shall do nothing."

"An ounce of patience is worth a pound of brains."