"The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important point to the consumer in this day when individualism is an increasingly important thing to people."

"'Don't tug on that...you never know what it might be attatched to."

"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."

"All the blessings which you pray to obtain hereafter could be yours today, if you did not deny them to yourself."

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."

"Take hope from the heart of man, and you make him a beast of prey."

"The only real failure in life is one not learned from."

"When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is any thing you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it."

"If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do."

"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong."

"No man is a hypocrite in his pleasures."

"A thousand cups of wine do not suffice when true friends meet, but half a sentence is too much when there is no meeting of minds."