"The first prerogative of an artist in any medium is to make a fool of himself."

"The quality of a leader is reflected in the standards they set for themselves."

"The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important point to the consumer in this day when individualism is an increasingly important thing to people."

"Avoid falsehoods like the plague except in matters of taxation, which do not count, since here your are not lying to take someone else's goods, but to prevent your own from being unjustly seized."

"The history of science is everywhere speculative. It is a marvelous hiatory. It makes you proud to be a human being."

"Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far they can go."

"Never value the valueless. The trick is to know how to recognize it."

"Ah! the clock is always slow; It is later than you think."

"He is a benefactor of mankind who contracts the great rules of life into short sentences, that may be easily impressed on the memory, and so recur habitually to the mind."

"You don't save a pitcher for tomorrow. Tomorrow it may rain."

"What if no one's watching? What if when we're dead we are just dead?"

"I don't know how to have casual conversation. You think you're talking about one thing, and either you are and it's incredibly boring, or you're not because it's subtext and you need a decoder ring."