"The eleventh commandment --- Thou shalt not be found out --- is the only one that is virtually impossible to keep these days."

"Enthusiasm is that kindling spark which marks the difference between the leaders in every activity and the laggards who put in just enough to 'get by.'"

"Idleness is a constant sin, and labor is a duty. Idleness is the devil's home for temptation and for unprofitable, distracting musings; while labor profiteth others and ourselves."

"It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!"

"There are occasions when it is undoubtedly better to incur loss than to make gain."

"The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything -- and it works."

"If you hear that everybody is buying a certain stock, ask who is selling."

"The game of life is not much in holding a good hand, as in playing a poor hand well."

"Solvency is entirely a matter of temperament and not of income."

"When my love swears that she is made of truth, I do believe her, though I know she lies."

"Oh, this age! How tasteless and ill-bred it is!"

"Successful men follow the same advice they prescribe for others."