"Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always make you less than you are."

"Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."

"There is never enough time, unless you're serving it."

"You can judge the character of others by how they treat those who can do nothing to them or for them."

"By the time we've made it, we've had it."

"It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much about the problem."

"Proportion your expenses to what you have, not what you expect."

"Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots."

"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."

"When you reach the thing you were desiring, if it doesn't satisfy you, it was not what you were desiring."

"A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, 'You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing.'"

"At the end of the day, whether or not those people are comfortable with how you're living your life doesn't matter. What matters is whether you're comfortable with it."