"Federalism is federalism...and that's all."

"Any business arrangement that is not profitable to the other person will in the end prove unprofitable for you. The bargain that yields mutual satisfaction is the only one that is apt to be repeated."

"Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity."

"An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible."

"Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime."

"He who neglects to drink from the spring of experience is likely to die of thirst in the desert of ignorance."

"I don't understand anything about the ballet; all I know is that during the intervals the ballerinas stink like horses."

"O human race born to fly upward, wherefore at a little wind dost thou fall."

"Hate is a wasteful emotion. Most of the people you hate never know it. The others don't care."

"Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country."

"I guess each of us, at some time, finds one person with whom we are compelled toward absolute honesty, one person whose good opinion of us becomes a substitute for the broader opinion of the world."

"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk."