"Is there life before death?"

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."

"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."

"Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam"

"One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."

"Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months."

"The best blush to use is laughter. It puts roses in your cheeks and in your soul."

"Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected."

"A duty dodged is like a debt unpaid; it is only deferred, and we must come back and settle the account at last."

"A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top."

"In peace, children inter their parents; war violates the order of nature and causes parents to inter their children."