"Get this (economic plan) passed. Later on, we can all debate it."

"The creation of a line of forts opposite to the French frontier will enable the German troops to be economized on that line and will enable the main forces to swing round through Belgium and Holland."

"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Man invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."

"(Kenneth) Star...(has) done what I could not do in a quarter century: make pornography more widely available."

"Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders."

"I am grateful for even the sharpest criticism, as long as it sticks to the point. (Ich bin dankbar fur die sch盲rfste Kritik, wenn sie nur sachlich bleibt.)"

"When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news."

"A dog is the greatest gift a parent can give a child. OK, a good education, then a dog."

"Who knew that dog saliva can mend a broken heart?"

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."

"The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic."

"Yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table."