"And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair."

"For what is evil but good tortured by its own hunger and thirst? Verily, when good is hungry is seeks food even in dark caves, and when it thirsts it drinks even of dead waters."

"Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding."

"I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers."

"And in the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter and the sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed."

"And ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the final hour of separation."

"In this world of sin and sorrow, there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican."

"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."

"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."

"Religion is far too important a thing for atheists to leave to the religious."

"Peace for any prolonged period of time is impossible. Humans have a natural thirst for chaos and war is the most readily available form of chaos."

"When you do a good job, you'll feel like people are bothering you. If you have a product that's interesting enough, then people will come to you."