"The end of life is to be like God, and the soul following God will be like Him."

"Remember what is unbecoming to do is also unbecoming to speak of."

"Living well and beautifully and justly are all one thing."

"He is richest who is content with the least."

"Think not those faithful who praise all thy words and actions; but those who kindly reprove thy faults."

"The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be."

"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."

"Health food makes me sick."

"Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good."

"He hath eaten me out of house and home."

"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."

"If the divine creator has taken pains to give us delicious and exquisite things to eat, the least we can do is prepare them well and serve them with ceremony."