"'Whoops' is a word that should never be said by some professions - Pilots, Racing car drivers, and hair colourists come immediately to mind but Dentists also have to be up in the top five."

"From the persistence of noise comes the insistence of rage. From the emergence of tone comes the divergence of thought. From the enlightenment of music comes the wisdom of... silence."

"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people."

"I'm not going to bed after all. Somebody around here hath murdered sleep. Good for him."

"The family is a court of justice which never shuts down for night or day."

"Don't measure your wealth by how much money you have. Measure your wealth by how many things you have that you wouldn't take money for."

"It is only the benevolent man who is capable of liking or disliking other men."

"You teach best what you most need to learn."

"I don't do drugs. I am drugs."

"Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"

"I drink to make other people seem more interesting."

"It is funny about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the very best you will very often get it."