"You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done."

"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."

"You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head."

"Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa."

"I'll keep it short and sweet -- Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business."

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel."

"If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as to work."

"For others do I wait... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come."

"A better world shall emerge based on faith and understanding."

"Advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise."

"(On his family) It's an unusual story but then again, you show me a family and I'll show you an unusual story."

"War like any other racket, pays high dividends to the very few. The cost of operations is always transferred to the people who do not profit."