"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."

"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"Against stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain. (Mit der Dummheit kaempfen Goetter selbst vergebens)"

"Real glory springs from the silent conquest of ourselves."

"Show me a man who has enjoyed his school days and I'll show you a bully and a bore."

"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way."

"Human nature is not of itself vicious."

"We must always have old memories and young hopes."