"When you tell the truth, people listen."

"We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement."

"What is life? It is a flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset."

"Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You would never see a bad show."

"Any necessary work that pays an honest wage carries its own honor and dignity."

"Dreams come a size too big so that we may grow into them."

"Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes."

"Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?"

"In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it."

"To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so."

"The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier."

"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside."