"The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them we are missing."

"If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books."

"Some people think a song without words isn't a real song. Tell that to Beethoven and he'll kick your ass!"

"To believe in yourself and to follow your dreams, to have goals in life and a drive to succeed, and to surround yourself with the things and the people that make you happy - this is success!"

"If you cannot find peace within yourself, you will never find it anywhere else."

"Genius is talent provided with ideals."

"The secret of success is constancy of purpose."

"How high must we build these walls Around the fields of paradise?"

"Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always rises from some emotional threat. The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful."

"Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week."

"Though ambition itself be a vice, yet it is often times the cause of virtues."

"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again."