"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people."

"Horse, you are truly a creature without equal, for you fly without wings and conquer without sword."

"The less a person accomplishes in a day, the more he talks during meals."

"Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again."

"Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome."

"Our children seem to have wonderful taste, or none - depending, of course, on whether or not they agree with us."

"Jealousy is the tribute mediocrity pays to genius."

"The deeds will not be less valiant because they are unpraised."

"Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm."

"Cocaine is God's way of saying that you're making too much money."

"He who chooses the beginning of the road chooses the place it leads to. It is the means that determines the end."

"The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up."