"There's a great woman behind every idiot."

"Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see."

"We're more popular than Jesus now; I dont know which will go first; rock 'n' roll or Christianity."

"Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted."

"All we are saying is give peace a chance."

"Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry."

"Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to."

"O! many a shaft, at random sent, Finds mark the archer little meant; And many a word, at random spoken, May soothe or wound a heart that's broken!"

"There's a bit of magic in everything, and some loss to even things out."

"I'm not sure I've even got the brains to be President."

"Oh, my friend, it's not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left."

"JUSTICE, n. A commodity which is a more or less adulterated condition the State sells to the citizen as a reward for his allegiance, taxes and personal service."