"Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine."

"Man, I was tame compared to what they do now, are you kidding ? All that I ever did was just jiggle."

"The image is one thing and the human being is another, it's very hard to live up to an image."

"Rhythm is something you either have or don't have, and when you have it, you have it all over."

"I don't sound like nobody."

"I want to entertain people. That's my whole life. To my last breath."

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what seperates us from the animals. Except the weasels."

"In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice."

"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."

"My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

"He who would pass his declining years with honor and comfort, should, when young, consider that he may one day become old, and remember when he is old, that he has once been young."

"If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging."