"The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important point to the consumer in this day when individualism is an increasingly important thing to people."

"Man's drive for self expression, which over centuries built his monuments, does not stay within set bounds; the creations, which yesterday were the detested and obscene, become the classics of today."

"They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them."

"If male homosexuals are called 'gay,' then female homosexuals should be called 'ecstatic.'"

"It was the most incredible thing that has ever happened to me in my life. It was as if you fired a 15-inch shell at a piece of tissue paper and it came back and hit you."

"I'm against group sex because I wouldn't know where to put my elbows."

"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathinga€”that's why we recommend it daily."

"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Romania."

"The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything -- and it works."

"For dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return."

"Fill all thy bones with aches."

"If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend."