"There's a pinch of the madman in every great man."

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all other possible gods, you'll understand why I dismiss yours."

"I am not an Economist. I am an honest man!"

"Good instincts usually tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out."

"Be afraid of a gentleman when he is hungry, and of a mean person when his stomach is full."

"No one that ever lived has ever had enough power, prestige, or knowledge to overcome the basic condition of all life - you win some and you lose some."

"Grownups seemed to think that accidents of chronology should oblige children to get along."

"There is no procedure for learning to write. What you must do, is learn to think."

"In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life."

"...but what courage can withstand the ever-enduring and all-besetting terrors of a woman's tongue?"

"Good coaches teach respect for the opposition, love of competition, the value of trying your best, and how to win and lose graciously."

"Since when is public safety the root password to the Constitution?"