"To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of your life."

"I chose and my word was shaken. So what? The choice may have been mistaken a€” the choosing was not. Just keep moving on..."

"On his examination paper a boy wrote, 'A natural death is where you die by yourself without a doctor's help."

"If the shoe fits, it's too expensive."

"Those who are clever, who have a Brain, never understand anything."

"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking."

"An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness."

"Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door."

"Present mirth hath present laughter; what's to come is still unsure."

"KORAN, n. A book which the Mohammedans foolishly believe to have been written by divine inspiration, but which Christians know to be a wicked imposture, contradictory to the Holy Scriptures."

"In the U.S. you have to be a deviant or exist in extreme boredom... Make no mistake, all intellectuals are deviants in the U.S."

"I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent."