"It can be shown that for any nutty theory, beyond-the-fringe political view, or strange religion there exists a proponent on the Net. The proof is left as an exercise for your kill-file."

"Fear less, hope more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Hate less, love more; And all good things are yours."

"Choice is an illusion, created between those with power, and those without."

"The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore."

"What's the difference between a Dice Clay concert and a Klan rally? Nothing. Trick question."

"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people."

"Everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it and the imagination to improvise."

"The wise learn many things from their enemies."

"The best blush to use is laughter. It puts roses in your cheeks and in your soul."

"Nature has a great simplicity and therefore a great beauty."

"He that cannot forgive others, breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven."

"I have come to value liberated minds as the supreme good of life on earth."