"Perpetual worry will get you to one place ahead of time - the cemetery."

"Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight, very clean. When it arrives it is perfect. It puts itself in our hands. It hopes we learned something from yesterday."

"Happy is the person who not only sings, but feels God's eye is on the sparrow, and knows He watches over me. To be simply ensconced in God is true joy."

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh."

"Wait here, Audrey. This is between me and the vegetable."

"The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest possible amount of feathers with the smallest amount of hissing."

"He who is always his own counselor will often have a fool for his client."

"It is better to have dreamed a thousand dreams that never were than never to have dreamed at all."

"Between the wish and the thing life lies waiting."

"The only thing sadder than a battle won is a battle lost."

"So act that your principle of action might safely be made a law for the whole world."

"I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning."