"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain."

"Television and film demand that people at all levels have brass balls or brass ovaries. Unfortunately, we live in the reign of the eunuch."

"Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event."

"In the sweetness of friendship; let there be laughter and the sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed."

"Henry James was one of the nicest old ladies I ever met."

"The search for truth begins with the doubt of all 'truths' in which one has previously believed."

"...a science is said to be useful if its development tends to accentuate the existing inequalities in the destribution of wealth, or more directly promotes the destruction of human life."

"The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock."

"Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out."

"When life hands you a lemon, say 'Yeah, I like lemons. What else ya got?'"