"Property may be destroyed and money may lose it's purchasing power; but, character, health, knowledge, and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions."

"All technology should be assumed guilty until proven innocent."

"[End of diatribe. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...]"

"Any person of average intelligence could write a better commentary than he does. He hasn't covered a story in years."

"You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct."

"A picture can say 1000 words but it can also inspire you to write 1000 more."

"Sometimes we do a thing in order to find out the reason for it. Sometimes our actions are questions not answers."

"Peace of mind is that mental condition in which you have accepted the worst."

"Words can be like baseball bats when used maliciously."

"Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with."

"There are but few saints amongst scientists, as among other men, but truth itself is a goal comparable with sanctity."

"Some people are so fond of ill-luck that they run half-way to meet it."