"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and giver a house."

"I am the only truth I know."

"Are you willing to sacrifice all that you are to keep all that you have?"

"The wages of sin are death, but the benefits include dental, major medical, two week paid vacation, pension fund, and stock options. Actually, taken as a package, it's a rather attractive deal."

"A language is a dialect with an army and a navy."

"That which is static and repetitive is boring. That which is dynamic and random is confusing. In between lies art."

"If you want to make enemies, try to change something."

"Everything I do has a purpose, all of God's beings have a purpose. Others may know pleasure, but pleasure is not happiness. It has no more importance than a shadow following a man."

"When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere."

"The more I see of men, the better I like dogs."

"One cannot answer for his courage when he has never been in danger."

"The power of illustrative anecdotes often lies not in how well they present reality, but in how well they reflect the core beliefs of their audience."