"Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen."

"I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything."

"Most people live ninety percent in the past, seven percent in the present, and that only leaves three percent for the future."

"I know three things will never be believed-the true, the probable, and the logical."

"It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thoughts or action we should remember our dying and try so to live, that our death brings no pleasure on the world."

"We find that after years of struggle we do not take a journey, but rather a journey takes us."

"The paths of glory at least lead to the grave, but the paths of duty may not get you any where."

"Man lowers his head and lunges into civilization, forgetting the days of his infancy when he sought truth in a snowflake or a stick. Man forgets the wisdom of the child."

"At 18 our convictions are hills from which we look; At 45 they are caves in which we hide."

"To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.''"

"PRAY, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy."

"A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship."