"Before a man can wake up and find himself famous he has to wake up and find himself."

"While I am not a fan of corporal punishment, I am not a fan of his friends Major Nuisance or General Disturbance."

"A sparkling house is a fine thing if the children aren't robbed of their luster in keeping it that way."

"If life doesn't offer a game worth playing, then invent a new one."

"The journey is difficult, immerse. We will travel as far as we can, but we cannot in one lifetime see all that we would like to see or to learn all that we hunger to know."

"Let no one who loves be called unhappy. For even love unreturned has its rainbow."

"So convenient a thing it is to be a reasonable creature, since it enables one to find or make a reason for everything one has a mind to do."

"I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions."

"Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin."

"The stupid neither forgive or forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget."

"Time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life."

"And all who told it added something new, And all who heard it made enlargements too."