"A picture says more than a thousands words, but which words are these?"

"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and giver a house."

"There is no such thing as making the miracle happen spontaneously and on the spot. You've got to work."

"To impress others we must be earnest; to amuse them, it is only necessary to be kindly and fanciful."

"I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few."

"Celibacy is not hereditary."

"Why does a small tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and s substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?"

"Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence."

"Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."

"I'm terribly sorry, but nature is not always family friendly."

"The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron."

"There are men who would quickly love each other if once they were speak to each other; for when they spoke they would discover that their souls had only separated by phantoms and delusions."