"Somewhere between the Angels and the French lies the rest of humanity."

"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."

"Great people are those who make others feel that they, too, can become great."

"An enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good-natured injudicious friend to complete the thing and make it perfect."

"We owe a deep debt of gratitude to Adam, the first great benefactor of the human race: he brought death into the world."

"A lie can travel halfway round the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."

"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

"Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with."

"I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris."

"In moderate doses melancholy can be strangley comforting, darkly sweet; it can by providing contrast, give an exquisitely sharp edge to happiness, especially to pleasures of the flesh."

"I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on."

"No computer network with pretty graphics can ever replace the salespeople that make our society work."