"I rely on my personality for birth control."

"Never complain. Never explain."

"Some people are so fond of ill-luck that they run half-way to meet it."

"Doroga k Zvjozdam Otkrita. (The way to the stars is open.)"

"In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could wag."

"The innocence of the intention abates nothing of the mischief of the example."

"How should they answer?"

"Oh, what a dear ravishing thing is the beginning of an Amour!"

"A chinese philosopher once had a dream that he was a butterfly. From that day on, he was never quite certain that he was not a butterfly, dreaming that he was a man."

"Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made."

"My name is Legion."

"Riches and power are but gifts of blind fate, whereas goodness is the result of one's own merits."