"When solving problems, dig at the roots instead of just hacking at the leaves."

"There's some things that people don't admit because they don't like the way it sounds."

"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward."

"Conservative: One who admires radicals centuries after they're dead."

"We can lie in the language of dress or try ot tell the truth; but unless we are naked and bald, it is impossible to be silent."

"'I, on the other hand, have a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the Shit Kicked Out of Me."

"Oh! too convincing - dangerously dear - In woman's eye the unanswerable tear!"

"I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts."

"We are who people think we are."

"Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you."

"There is no sin except stupidity."

"You can delegate authority, but not responsibility."