"Not that you lied to me, but that I no longer believe you, has shaken me."

"Marxists are people whose insides are torn up day after day because they want to rule the world and no one will even publish their letter to the editor."

"Everything on earth is created for a purpose, it's up to us to find out what purpose each thing serves."

"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."

"Good questions outrank easy answers."

"One thing about the school of experience is that it will repeat the lesson if you flunk the first time."

"The aim of every artist is to arrest motion, which is life, by artificial means and hold it fixed so that a hundred years later, when a stranger looks at it, it moves again since it is life."

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will finally know peace."

"A wise man looks upon men as he does on horses; all their comparisons of title, wealth, and place, he consider but as harness."

"The two most evangelical groups in the world are atheists and vegetarians, especially the least knowledgeable and least intelligent individuals within those groups."

"Success is a great deodorant."

"Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of, where they come from, or how often the should appear."