"Deal with the consequences of your actions, 'cause life ain't no video game."

"When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are."

"Thinking things has been done through the ages; knowing things remains to be done."

"Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known."

"Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of."

"Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of, where they come from, or how often the should appear."

"As my mother said, I never sprang out of bed with a glad shout! My voice needed oiling and then it took off."

"There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend it with every weapon of communal stupidity."

"Eduaction is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught."

"The speed of the boss is the speed of the team."

"Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)"

"If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough"