"Every time you are not practicing someone else is."

"In addition to my other numerous acquaintances, I have one more intimate confidant. My depression is the most faithful mistress I have known -- no wonder, then, that I return the love."

"I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up."

"The world is governed more by appearance than realities so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it."

"New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move."

"People are very fond of giving away what they need most themselves. It is what I call the depth of generosity."

"It is equally offensive to speed a guest who would like to stay and to detain one who is anxious to leave."

"Nothing worth doing is completed in our lifetime; therefore, we must be saved by hope."

"The best way out is always through."

"Ultimate excellence lies not in winning every battle, but in defeating the enemy without ever fighting."